Look at it this way: most of the bad candidates will automatically remove themselves from your dating pool, whether it is because they are shallow, you don't have the money that they want, etc. Try to hang onto that if you ever get turned down or things don't work out. Of course, the good ones do as well by getting married/dating someone else.

Great sentence out of context

Oh no, not another video from Abraham.

Yes. It is.

That chick is representative of 0% of my co-workers.

I think you need to find a better workplace.
Otherwise you might end up punching people in the face and winding up in prison.

On a scale of Lawful Good to Chaotic Evil: I'll list that as Neutral Evil.

You sly manipulative little shrew.
[Slowly walks away from the sociopath].

Don't worry. I know you're joking.
At least I hope you're joking.

I'm rusty at this.

In 7 years.

Sure.

I don't know what you're like, but judging by your comments it can't have gone that badly.

You're incredibly insightful and intelligent.
Besides 30's aren't half bad. Still good looking, but also confident, self assured and know what they want.
Takes time to develop that kind of assertiveness.

Besides. You have a lot less tolerance for people who treat you like dirt.
Certain things get better with age.

Yeah yeah, turning 34 is basically the same as being a fine wine.
I'm just cranky I can't say I'm in my early 30s anymore. I'm doing fine. I'm sure if I ever end up single again I can find a nice divorced guy who doesn't have babies.

Actually on topic, y'all know the best way to get a date is to have another date, right? Carrie scientifically proved it in one episode of Sex and the City. It sounds stupid, but in reality it's a great confidence boost. Even if it's someone you don't think will work out long term, or even past appetizers, just getting a date can give you the validation to go out and wow another potential partner who might be more your style.