*Honks wildly*

uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Bipolar_Girl

as a bipolar guy this is good reading material for dating a bipolar girl.

(bipolar girls are much worse trust me)

You would if you met my mother lol

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Hey, it's the AT&T commercial girl!

 So I just found out, through Facebook, that my cousin in Michigan is in a relationship with this girl. Apparently they've been an item for months now.

Here's a kid four years younger than me, came from overseas like two years ago (Pakistan)... and his game is better than mine?!

I've been laughing about this since finding out, but really, it's kinda sad.

Hey girl:

Ooh! I know this one!
Ask us questions. We really like to talk about ourselves.
It's not as dumb as it sounds, and if you're asking even kinda relevant questions, it makes you like like a thoughtful guy and a good listener.

Here's a sample conversation.
At a friend's house for a cook out
Kaiser: Hey there. I'm Kaiser. I don't think I've met you before.
Girl: Hi. My name is Elspeth.
Kaiser: It's nice to meet you. So how do you know Jim and Barbara?
Girl: Oh I went to school with Barb. We were on the water polo team together.
Kaiser: You know I've always wanted to know how they got the horses into the pool.* (ha ha) How did you like it at State College? I know Barbara really liked it there.
Girl: It was really fun. I can't wait to go back for homecoming this fall.
Kaiser: What did you study?
Girl: I double majored in history and music performance.

BAM! You're in!

Or you can continue on in that pattern until you do hit something you're comfortable talking about more. Or until she needs a drink, then you can get it for her and seem really attentive and fun at parties. And if Elspeth isn't the right fit, try again with another chick. Just ask her more about whatever you learn about her.

Seriously it works. The 40 Year Old Virgin wasn't too far far off.



*Aside: I was on the equestrian team and once a year we threw a big ass party with the water polo team by that name. Good times, good times....

Thanks everyone!
But I wish I was that lucky. First I have to start with "complete stranger" scenario because other known people aren't available to be related. Second I should be lucky to have something in common to speak about.