Basically.

I like the cream. Just need to drink it fast.

I like that one drink w/ Guinness and a shot glass w/ Irish cream. You drop the shot glass into the pint of Guinness.

Classy.

It's only too much if you don't wake up, my friend.

And I never understood the obsession with Guinness. People seem to like the flavor of... I don't know, burnt wood? I might drink piss beer, but I'm not going to punish myself with complete ass in a bottle lol.

This is true

That sounds interesting.  I might have to try that out.
I'm a big tea drinker.  I'd never considered trying it with booze, which is weird, because those are two of my favorite things.

That's unusual. I haven't heard of that Irish cream w/ tea. And Guinness w/ ice cream, like a root beer float w/ Guinness instead of root beer?

I rarely drink Scotch on the rocks, unless it's cheaper Scotch. I prefer it straight with a drop of water, it's seriously the best way to experience Scotch, especially if we're dealing with 16 years or older single malts.

Neat or GTFO.