I get drunk with one drink.

Hipster beers are my jam.

More like this

some alcohol sounds good right about now.


got none tho tbh. Ah well.

Yes, it would. We must have alcohol, and we must have it forthwith!

Turkey or gtfoooooooo. Jack when I'm drinking with others, because no one I know has enough hair on their chest to brave the 101. I gave the American honey a shot awhile back, and I just couldn't get into it. Not that it matters when you're halfway through a bottle... It's Seagram's at the moment, because it was free. How could I say no to free booze?

"You mind watching your little bro tonight?"

"Sure ma. Can you bring me some booze when you pick him up?"

Sure enough, Mom shows up with a half-finished bottle of Seagrams 7 lol. Ayyyyyyyy. Not turkey, but it will do for now.

I drink but its because I like the taste of what I'm drinking I always moderate.

Conterery to poppular belief im a tea totaler.

This is essentially Finland in a bottle. Goes great either as shots straight out of the freezer or mixed with almost anything. Special shout outs to their salmiakki (basically salty liquorice) version of this, which is probably essentially poison to anyone not from around here.

Though tbh most of my drinking nowadays is mostly a social thing. Get together with a couple of friends at a pub once or twice a month just to hang and usually just drink whatever beer is on tap while there.