There's only one man for the job: Democratic presidential candidate Jeff Boss. Claiming to have personally witnessed the NSA planning 9/11 and paying people $20,000 apiece to keep quiet about it, Boss has some innovative policy ideas, including allowing dogs in restaurants and clubs (like they do in France),stopping all flights from West Africa, and establishing the world's largest casino in the Meadowlands. Clearly, this is a man with a vision for America's future.

In all seriousness, though, I'm not terribly enthused about this year's election. I might vote just for the sake of voting (one of the major reasons why issues like Social Security, Medicaid, etc. are at the forefront of every election while education gets put on the back burner is that younger folks don't vote, while older folks do), but I'm not excited about any particular candidate.

Probably the Paul boy, liked his daddy, he seems alright

No one. You guys are screwed.

If I was american I'd go Donald Trump all the way, a swift kick in the balls for the political class.

I would like to vote for Bernie Sanders, but Ms. Inevitable will most likely get the Democratic nomination. She'll do it by trying to debate her fellow Democratic nominees as little as possible, b/c she's not that good at debates (at least that was the case back in 2008).

If Hillary gets the nomination, I'll probably end up voting for Jill Stein. I don't live in a battleground state (not like Florida in 2000, when idiots voted for Nader), so I don't have to be pragmatic and hold my nose at the voting booth.

The GOP field is fucked thanks to Herr Trump. It's not like they had any good candidates to begin with. Marco Rubio stands out to me, as he's the only candidate that's talked about student loan debt. Unfortunately, his plan involves turning graduating students into indentured servants. Sounds like he got that idea from Maine's governor, LePage.

The perfect candidate though:

CAN'T STUMP THE TRUMP

If I lived there, I'd vote for Bernie Sanders.

You guys deserve things like a healthcare system akin to what we have over here, a higher minimum wage and opportunities for college education regardless of wealth. Whether or not he'd be able to work within the system to make the necessary changes is up for debate, but he has a long history of trying to push stuff like this through so I feel he's being genuine about actually doing these things and not just blowing smoke up people's asses for votes.

I'm like "god, anyone but Hillary".

If Deez Nuts was actually old enough, he'd have my vote. I might just write him in anyways.