Watch Doubutsu Sentai Zyuohger.

Well crap, that ain't good. When I first converted to Christianity, I felt more complete than I ever had in my life. I felt like I just had to share it with someone. But then, when I brought it up with one of my mates at lunch, Cloud Imperium human resources manager Sandi Gardiner overheard me, and she was furious. I'll never forget her face. She took me down to the basement, and she made me eat a hardcover bible. The paper cut my throat, and the sriracha sauce stung me where it cut. She told me that I was never to bring God up again, even in my private life, because The Chairman is the only person there is who deserves my reverence. She then placed a sriracha dipped crown of thorns on my head, and sent me back to work. Tell your friend not to get involved with God, it's pointless. There is no God, only the Devil, and her name is Sandi Gardiner.

Try talking to his dad.

Or him directly.

Supposedly, they're the same guy. Fuck, I don't know.

Don't forget the holy ghost.

But you'll have to go somewhere else to talk to him.

Since he is banned here.

Make him meet the true messiah.

Joseph Joestar.

If that fails make him meet God. DIO.

Or better yet.

The President of America.

I think it was about this:

Ditto.