Well crap, that ain't good. When I first converted to Christianity, I felt more complete than I ever had in my life. I felt like I just had to share it with someone. But then, when I brought it up with one of my mates at lunch, Cloud Imperium human resources manager Sandi Gardiner overheard me, and she was furious. I'll never forget her face. She took me down to the basement, and she made me eat a hardcover bible. The paper cut my throat, and the sriracha sauce stung me where it cut. She told me that I was never to bring God up again, even in my private life, because The Chairman is the only person there is who deserves my reverence. She then placed a sriracha dipped crown of thorns on my head, and sent me back to work. Tell your friend not to get involved with God, it's pointless. There is no God, only the Devil, and her name is Sandi Gardiner.

It's funny, when I saw this thread title I immideately assumed it was Bunzie who had created it

so did i, my second thought was if it was about you