My girlfriend is so nice and wonderful to me. The problem is that she isn't the smartest or most interesting person in the world. She likes talking to me about things that I really think are insignificant and meaningless. I have no opinion on these things because I don't have any interest in them, never have. She's so nice to me, and I've never had that so I'm willing to make the change to hang on to it. I can work with nice.

So my question is how do I get more interested in girly things like facebook, twitter, what other people are doing, what someone said about whoever, rumors, etc. Also, how do I stop getting frustrated about being asked the same question multiple times (ie: why do you love me, what would you do if we broke up) and being told I'm the one who never listens?

How do I become more superficial and into things like that?

^I don't see why not. If I remember correctly you're a rather handsome young man. Not quite as handsome as me, but close enough. Go get 'em.^

Or not.

Like stated above, sometimes alone is better. It's a lot better, actually. If I didn't need something to poke on occasionally, and my pullout game wasn't so weak, I'd still be single.

*sigh*

I have to buy diapers tonight.

Try surprise buttsex.

I guess my next question would be; How do I break up with someone that's not too mean but really lets them know that I'm done, no salvation?

Wow women really hate buttsex that much? Will remember that in the future.

I will just end it by saying, "I'm not interested in you. You are about as deep as a puddle, and coming from me, that's saying something."

Wow women really hate buttsex that much? Will remember that in the future.

I will just end it by saying, "I'm not interested in you. You are about as deep as a puddle, and coming from me, that's saying something."

It's all fun and games until you just wanted to make a salad and suddenly bam!

Dick in your butt.