Giant Ambush Beetle
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Post by Giant Ambush Beetle on Oct 28, 2015 20:38:52 GMT -6
I approve of eating lots of cows, once a cow tried to kill me, true story.
As I was hiking in the mountains the path lead through narrow passage with tall rocks on both sides, and a couple of cows were standing in it. A pretty common situation. As I tried to get past the cows one of them got mad at me and pushed me against the rocks as hard as it could with its giant belly. I have no doubt it did that on purpose to hurt or kill me. I could only free myself because I'm pretty strong, with my back against the rock I could ''bench-press'' it away from me which took all I've got, the cow stumbled and got even madder at me. To avoid having to draw and use my knife to defend myself I punched it as hard as I could in the butt - and boy, that totally did the trick, it ran away like a dragster.
You may be laughing now but I'm telling you those animals are no joke, they're pretty powerful, heavy and sometimes very aggressive. Last year three hikers were crushed and trampled by aggressive cows and several more were seriously injured.
Morale of the story: cancer isn't the only way food can kill you.
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