Indeed, cannibalism of the dead is a cherished custom in Scotland. When a Scottish boy's coming of age is celebrated (a ceremony known as the Scot Mitzvah) he is forced to consume his own great-grandfather, bones and all, in just 24 hours, or else the local Shaman will hit him on the head with a magical stick that stops him from ever becoming an adult.

Deadlift (raw): 260 kg / Overhead press standing: 105 kg / Overhead push press 112 kg / Bench press 172 kg / Neck shrugs: 165 kg / Single arm deadlift: 102kg @ 105 kg 186 cm

I could even lift your mother and then some!