Your mother.

Hire a hitmod to ban redhead for making stupid threads in a way that can't be traced back to me.

Well, I figure I'll be dead from liver failure by 40, so sure, might as well.

At least I'd die in a cool house...


Motherfucking Cold War missile base.

sure id take it, and then on the 19th year ill cryogenicaly freeze myself

Simple answer: I wouldn't. While it would be great to able to help the world out (friends and family included) with that kind of money, anybody can help out through community service, donations, and recreational activities without death knocking on their door step in 20 years time lol.

You need money for that, thats why so many people are after it. I know a lot of people who have been hit hard by the economy crisis, people who have to work hard 24/7 for very little money so they can barely afford keeping alive. They live like slaves. 

First I thought 20 million bucks and only 20 years to live? No deal LOL. But now I imagine I could help a lot of people who are fighting a hard battle to keep alive, friends and family and maybe my future kids, if I ever going to have a family.
Suddenly the deal does not sound so bad anymore. 

And let me do some math. I Work 9 hours a day, 5 days a week, in 20 years thats 43200 hours, which is 5 fucking years. So I may kick the bucket in 20 years but I get another 5 years out of that time.

More math: I'm 27 now, in 20 years I'm 47. At this rate, in 20 years the world is going to be a completely poisoned fucked to death stinky pile of shit. Life is barely worth living as it is right now, and the future looks really grim. 

So I can decide between spending my most important time of my life being bloody rich and bettering the lives of people close to me, or I can choose to live the life of a poor man, see people around me suffer and spend decades being a poor old man watching the world decay from war, sicknesses and destruction of nature until I get sick and die an ugly death in agony because any health care system will be long gone at that point. 

My decision is not final, there are some parameters I have to check first and more things to think about to make a total valid decision, but right now I'd take the money. 

Yes, and I have money for that. 20 million dollars would just be extra money. I'd rather live for more than 20 years and not have that kind of money. Your family would want you around for more than 20 years too, I am sure.

Hey I could maybe invest in genetic modification....... That sounds like a good plan, what could possibly go wrong? :/

But the stipulation with getting the money is dying in 20 years. So am I to assume that I will die again should I die before the 20 years is up? Can people do that, can you die twice?