I was abducted by aliens once.

They crept into my room shortly after I got done smoking a little cocaine, scooped me up and teleported back to the mothership. They wanted to experiment on me, but after I explained that I was the King of All I Survey, and Right Now I'm Surveilling This Spaceship and they're Punk Alien Asses, they started making this weird noise like laughing, and put me back to sleep. When I woke up, I was sitting in a room with a dope throne, a bigass golden scepter with emeralds and diamonds and shit, a silky purple robe and a BANGING crown. They brought wine and hoes, but I think I got a little bit too drunk, because the next day police found me in a dumpster behind Costco wearing a nothing but a hotel bathrobe and one of those cardboard Burger King crowns, and apparently I had been seen harassing an elderly woman with a toilet plunger. They took me and made me live in a cushion-y room for a little while, which was nice, but they wanted me to tell them that the aliens weren't real.

I hope they let me out soon.

Tell this guy:

He's been abducted by aliens before.

I moved this here because it wasn't really necessary to create a whole new thread what with this discussion thread for UFO occurrences.

Likely because these are a hoax. However, it only takes one encounter to not be BS...

Only one way to find out... if you suddenly find yourself waking up a bit sore in your private parts and you have no memory of the last 48 hours... well... then you just might have been abducted and examined by aliens! XD

Only one way to find out...