Ilumanti??/////

O_o

Those dodging and turning lights at 1:20, I see those nearly every day, they tend to screw up my long exposure night sky photos every now and then, no shit.

I've seen many strange light phenomenas in my life, also there are thousands of recorded cases of strange lights and lightning throughout recorded history.

I've always wondered if its possible that Aliens are already among us because they're not the sacks of meat and bone we're looking for but an inorganic lifeform.

One thing that always bothers me is scientists saying that super intelligent alien artificial life / AI would not be interested in us. I think thats wrong, logic dictates to gather as much data as possible to expand your knowledge to increase your efficiency by any means. 
Thus it would only be logical to seek out alien life (humans in this case) and gather as much data as possible. Maybe humans have discovered something the AI has not, the slim possibility alone would be worth a couple of expeditions and close monitoring of the race. 

Just look at us, we're still learning something new from the simplest animals and the Neanderthals, I don't see this not happening with highly advanced AI.

Dude, its a gas planet, its little more than a giant fart floating in space. Boring as hell. 

Specifically, has anyone been abducted by one?

Alien abductions are a hoax. I mean, if anyone should get kidnapped by aliens its me, I go for walks in the middle of the night in the middle of nowhere, I'm a magnificent specimen of my race, nobody would miss me and I would not mind meeting aliens.

But instead some fat hairy ugly ass pig farmers with single digit IQ's get kidnapped? Nah, doubt it.