DVD... not even 720p...

*nods head horizontally disappointedly*

Is that a line from one of the movies?

OK I started last night from number 2.

I actually enjoyed it a hell of a lot more then I thought I would. It felt to me like a live action anime..

When they hit boost for instance they did the whole anime close up where you see the character face but the background goes insanely fast... It really did feel like an anime to me.. But live action.

7/10 for 2 Fast 2 Furious for being fun

After the first film came out, Asian people started putting body kits, and those gay-ass, bolt-on spoilers on the trunk of their Honda Civics, cuz, you know, we all know the breakneck speeds that Civics can reach, and you wouldn't want you piece of shit to go airborne.

Best part of 3 is Han. The rest is just kinda whatever a half-hearted attempt at a soft reboot.

Han's awesome.

So awesome they brought him back for 4-6.

Also, Tokyo Drift is the reason Vin Diesel owns the rights to Riddick. So that's something.
The 3rd Riddick was awesome.
So thanks Tokyo Drift.

The first movie was about a group of highway thieves stealing tube tvs with built-in DVD players and just so happened to like street racing.

Street Racing is a factor in all the movies, but they aren't what the movies are about. And play less and less as they go on.
Overwise they wouldn't make up a bunch of bullshit about cars in the first one (What the fuck is double clutching anyway?)

Drift is the only one where Racing is more of a central plot point. Since it's The Karate Kid.
With Cars.

5-7, cause those three are the best.

4-6 are before 3 chronologically.

The director liked the character. So 3 is before 7.
And yes. I told you it was basically as continuity heavy as a marvel movie and I even listed the chronological order. For someone who likes to talk you don't pay much attention to other people eh?