"If you were a booger, I would pick you."

"Are you hurt? Cause you look like you just fell from the heavens."


That is one of the most cheesy pick-up lines I've ever heard, HOWEVER, I once used that on an actual skydiver who just returned from a jump. She cracked up over it. I thought it was pretty clever if I may say so myself.

My buddies over there said that I wouldn’t be able to start a conversation with a hot girl. Wanna buy some drinks with their money?

Hi... I would like to meet you. Do you have a friend who can introduce us?


Oh, you want terrible ones?

I may not be Fred Flintstone but I bet I can make your bed rock.

If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by morning.

If I was bread, would you be my butter?

Oh oh oh I've got a lame German one! "Na Praline, wie wärs mit Füllung?"

Ever been handcuffed before bebeh?

Bad pickup lines are some of my favorite things so fuck it, I'll throw them out as I remember them. X3

The word of the day is legs. What do you say we go back to my place and spread the word?

HOO-HAH!

*whip cracks*

This is so far the most elaborate one, noice!