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Cknarf Pillar of the Community Mr. President "I don't hate people. I just feel better when they aren't around." I have made 745 posts Right now I'm Offline I joined August 2015 I've received 714 likes My gender is Male	Confessions Sept 24, 2015 22:19:21 GMT -6 Post by Cknarf on Sept 24, 2015 22:19:21 GMT -6 Fuck, you guys are boring. Go commit some crimes, or something so ya'll can post. Like, I'm not even a bad guy, and I got shit to tell. Don't tell me ya'll are some spineless nerds like me. I am so disappointed. OWA, did you shit on your neighbor yet, or nah? Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit. I'm dyin' over here! Guess who got into the Jaeger? Ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy. Not like I buy that pussy shit, but I'm not one to turn down free booze, na'am sayin? I wish I had some stories of shitting in public. Don't get me wrong, I totally do, but they weren't like, poops I've taken personally, just poops of friends who were desperate enough to poop where they shouldn't be pooping. I can't tell people about shits that weren't mine. I could, but that ain't no confession. Let me find somewhere hilariously illegal to poop, and I'll get back to ya'll.
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Deleted I have made 0 posts Right now I'm Offline I joined January 1970	Confessions Sept 24, 2015 22:20:44 GMT -6 Johnnie Walker, Cknarf, and 1 more like this Post by Deleted on Sept 24, 2015 22:20:44 GMT -6
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FraQ Pillar of the Community I have made 914 posts Right now I'm Offline I joined September 2015 I've received 993 likes	Confessions Sept 24, 2015 22:28:18 GMT -6 Post by FraQ on Sept 24, 2015 22:28:18 GMT -6 Sept 24, 2015 22:19:21 GMT -6 Cknarf said: Fuck, you guys are boring. Go commit some crimes, or something so ya'll can post. Like, I'm not even a bad guy, and I got shit to tell. Don't tell me ya'll are some spineless nerds like me. I am so disappointed. OWA, did you shit on your neighbor yet, or nah? Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit. I'm dyin' over here! Guess who got into the Jaeger? Ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy. Not like I buy that pussy shit, but I'm not one to turn down free booze, na'am sayin? I wish I had some stories of shitting in public. Don't get me wrong, I totally do, but they weren't like, poops I've taken personally, just poops of friends who were desperate enough to poop where they shouldn't be pooping. I can't tell people about shits that weren't mine. I could, but that ain't no confession. Let me find somewhere hilariously illegal to poop, and I'll get back to ya'll. So basically your confession is that your obsessed with poop? cool story!
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Cknarf Pillar of the Community Mr. President "I don't hate people. I just feel better when they aren't around." I have made 745 posts Right now I'm Offline I joined August 2015 I've received 714 likes My gender is Male	Confessions Sept 24, 2015 22:33:26 GMT -6 Post by Cknarf on Sept 24, 2015 22:33:26 GMT -6 poop
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Deleted I have made 0 posts Right now I'm Offline I joined January 1970	Confessions Sept 25, 2015 5:39:37 GMT -6 Johnnie Walker, Cknarf, and 2 more like this Post by Deleted on Sept 25, 2015 5:39:37 GMT -6 Am I the only one who's done stuff which carries a prison sentence?
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Sully Banned for Spam Needs a pee I have made 2,341 posts Right now I'm Offline I joined August 2015 I've received 1,070 likes My gender is Female BSN Posts UNDER 9000	Confessions Sept 25, 2015 5:58:20 GMT -6 Post by Sully on Sept 25, 2015 5:58:20 GMT -6
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Deleted I have made 0 posts Right now I'm Offline I joined January 1970	Confessions Sept 25, 2015 6:39:12 GMT -6 Jack Package likes this Post by Deleted on Sept 25, 2015 6:39:12 GMT -6 Once, my dad and I went to the cinema to watch something (don't remember what) and we bought two tickets that came out to 16 bux in total with a twenty dollar bill and received 80 something dollars in change back. We kept it.
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Deleted I have made 0 posts Right now I'm Offline I joined January 1970	Confessions Sept 25, 2015 6:49:49 GMT -6 Jack Package likes this Post by Deleted on Sept 25, 2015 6:49:49 GMT -6 Sept 25, 2015 6:39:12 GMT -6 @seboist said: Once, my dad and I went to the cinema to watch something (don't remember what) and we bought two tickets that came out to 16 bux in total with a hundred dollar bill and received 80 something dollars in change back. We kept it. Really dude? Are you that bad at math? You actually paid more than you had to. Unless you got back 84 bucks, then you paid exactly what you had to.
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Jack Package Forum Regular wot ô.o I have made 172 posts Right now I'm Offline I joined August 2015 I've received 190 likes My gender is Male	Confessions Sept 25, 2015 7:03:41 GMT -6 Post by Jack Package on Sept 25, 2015 7:03:41 GMT -6 And in his next post Seboist will confess how he trolled Heretic with a ironic non-confession story. Edit: Or not. xD
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Deleted I have made 0 posts Right now I'm Offline I joined January 1970	Confessions Sept 25, 2015 7:10:01 GMT -6 Post by Deleted on Sept 25, 2015 7:10:01 GMT -6 Sept 25, 2015 6:49:49 GMT -6 @thehereticoftime said: Sept 25, 2015 6:39:12 GMT -6 @seboist said: Once, my dad and I went to the cinema to watch something (don't remember what) and we bought two tickets that came out to 16 bux in total with a hundred dollar bill and received 80 something dollars in change back. We kept it. Really dude? Are you that bad at math? You actually paid more than you had to. Unless you got back 84 bucks, then you paid exactly what you had to. Shit i mixed things up like that cashier, Lol. Actually, we gave her a 20 and got back 84-86. What caused that is she heard something about 100 dollars and for some reason gave us back 8X dollars thinking we gave her that much.
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OneWomanArmy The Monarchy Don't fuck with the Kingdom! I have made 2,533 posts Right now I'm Offline I joined September 2015 I've received 980 likes My gender is Female	Confessions Sept 25, 2015 11:06:54 GMT -6 via mobile breakdown89 and Jack Package like this Post by OneWomanArmy on Sept 25, 2015 11:06:54 GMT -6 I feel like I need to explain why I deleted my account and then decided to come back so soon after. I've noticed how some people has taken it the wrong way and thinks that I only do it for drama but this is not true. While I am a very drama filled person the real reason is, it was because I need the distraction at the moment because I have no friends in real life, only my parents. When I was married, my ex husband made me cut off all of my friends out of my life, I had a bunch of them, good ones but he was too jealous, so now I have none left and soon I'm gonna be lying in the hospital for a week or so, mostly for the whole of October month, bored to death so this is the only place I get some distance and some distraction. It's stressful at times too yes.. but still... it's the only place I have.. This is my confession..
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OneWomanArmy The Monarchy Don't fuck with the Kingdom! I have made 2,533 posts Right now I'm Offline I joined September 2015 I've received 980 likes My gender is Female	Confessions Sept 25, 2015 11:36:58 GMT -6 via mobile Post by OneWomanArmy on Sept 25, 2015 11:36:58 GMT -6 I have one more very terrible confession to make... Last night... while in bed... when I was banned and bored... I got curious... about what all the hate was about with 50 Shades Of Gray..... Yes.... I watched it... HALF! AND....IT SUCKED!!!Omg... how can anyone like that movie? !!! DOES anyone like that movie? ?? I stopped it halfway because it was sooooo bad and lame. Omg. Lol.
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Deleted I have made 0 posts Right now I'm Offline I joined January 1970	Confessions Sept 25, 2015 11:55:49 GMT -6 Post by Deleted on Sept 25, 2015 11:55:49 GMT -6 Sept 25, 2015 11:36:58 GMT -6 OneWomanArmy said: I have one more very terrible confession to make... Last night... while in bed... when I was banned and bored... I got curious... about what all the hate was about with 50 Shades Of Gray..... Yes.... I watched it... HALF! AND....IT SUCKED!!!Omg... how can anyone like that movie? !!! DOES anyone like that movie? ?? I stopped it halfway because it was sooooo bad and lame. Omg. Lol. You're supposed to be partaking in "50 shades" in the sack, not watching it.
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Sentinel Arian Banned for Spam I have made 4,063 posts Right now I'm Offline I joined August 2015 I've received 2,122 likes My gender is Male BSN Posts 17K+	Confessions Sept 25, 2015 12:44:48 GMT -6 Lorn, OneWomanArmy, and 1 more like this Post by Sentinel Arian on Sept 25, 2015 12:44:48 GMT -6 Sept 25, 2015 11:36:58 GMT -6 OneWomanArmy said: I have one more very terrible confession to make... Last night... while in bed... when I was banned and bored... I got curious... about what all the hate was about with 50 Shades Of Gray..... Yes.... I watched it... HALF! AND....IT SUCKED!!!Omg... how can anyone like that movie? !!! DOES anyone like that movie? ?? I stopped it halfway because it was sooooo bad and lame. Omg. Lol.
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Deleted I have made 0 posts Right now I'm Offline I joined January 1970	Confessions Sept 25, 2015 12:51:49 GMT -6 Post by Deleted on Sept 25, 2015 12:51:49 GMT -6 Okay time for some REAL confessions then cause you fucking nerds all complain about none of us having done any real shit: - I once did so much drugs I ended up in the hospital. - As a kid I liked to throw rocks through the windows of my school. - I smoked weed when I was 15 years old (legal age is 18). - As a kid I stole Pokemon trading cards from the other kids without them knowing it was me. - I did some joyriding on my cousin's motorcycle when I was 16. I almost got caught by the police but due to me staying calm and respectful to them I wasn't. They merely wanted to tell me that one of my direction-lights wasn't working properly. Edited by Vroom Vroom
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Deleted I have made 0 posts Right now I'm Offline I joined January 1970	Confessions Sept 25, 2015 12:56:59 GMT -6 Post by Deleted on Sept 25, 2015 12:56:59 GMT -6 Status: problematic. Triggered.
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Deleted I have made 0 posts Right now I'm Offline I joined January 1970	Confessions Sept 25, 2015 12:58:21 GMT -6 Post by Deleted on Sept 25, 2015 12:58:21 GMT -6 I think me stealing a Treasure Troll was the worst thing I've read on here.
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Deleted I have made 0 posts Right now I'm Offline I joined January 1970	Confessions Sept 25, 2015 12:59:27 GMT -6 Post by Deleted on Sept 25, 2015 12:59:27 GMT -6 Sept 25, 2015 12:58:21 GMT -6 @dobby said: I think me stealing a Treasure Troll was the worst thing I've read on here. LMAO what?
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Deleted I have made 0 posts Right now I'm Offline I joined January 1970	Confessions Sept 25, 2015 13:02:16 GMT -6 Cknarf likes this Post by Deleted on Sept 25, 2015 13:02:16 GMT -6 I confess, I can't lose, I'm so used to winning. Sept 25, 2015 12:58:21 GMT -6 @dobby said: I think me stealing a Treasure Troll was the worst thing I've read on here. I thought my trash can confession was pretty messed up tbh.
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Deleted I have made 0 posts Right now I'm Offline I joined January 1970	Confessions Sept 25, 2015 13:06:21 GMT -6 via mobile Cknarf and OneWomanArmy like this Post by Deleted on Sept 25, 2015 13:06:21 GMT -6 Sept 25, 2015 11:06:54 GMT -6 OneWomanArmy said: I feel like I need to explain why I deleted my account and then decided to come back so soon after. I've noticed how some people has taken it the wrong way and thinks that I only do it for drama but this is not true. While I am a very drama filled person the real reason is, it was because I need the distraction at the moment because I have no friends in real life, only my parents. When I was married, my ex husband made me cut off all of my friends out of my life, I had a bunch of them, good ones but he was too jealous, so now I have none left and soon I'm gonna be lying in the hospital for a week or so, mostly for the whole of October month, bored to death so this is the only place I get some distance and some distraction. It's stressful at times too yes.. but still... it's the only place I have.. This is my confession.. I told you you should have watched The Big Lebowski!
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