Don't we all?

I keep almost preordering Andromeda. Sombody stop me.

Don't. A shitload of people are saying to wait and see.

I've been told to wait and see. By a Bioware developer that worked on the game.

I mean, come on.

What is wrong with you?

Those people are probably traumatized for life.

The shots I'm taking are making me super frisky. I think this must be what it's like to be a pubescent boy. I haven't been able to concentrate at work. I'm flushed and hot, and if it moves I want to makeout with it. I'm avoiding dudes I have never taken a second look at because they suddenly seem really attractive. I'm starting to understand why all these harassment cases are coming out. If I felt like this all the time I might eventually behave inappropriately too. I have never experienced anything like this. These past two days have maybe been the weirdest of my life.

My doctor's office reports that my levels are over 10,000. The normal range is 96-425. So it's not my fault.

I'm totally a super saiyan.

A couple years ago I did something horrible. I caught my girlfriend cheating with my best friend. When I saw them together, I got so furious, I slit their throats with my pocket knife. Then, I buried the two bodies and my mom got scared. And said, "You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air." I whistled for a cab and when it came near The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror If anything I could say that this cab was rare But I thought, "Nah, forget it. Yo home to Bel-Air!"I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8 And I yelled to the cabby yo holmes smell ya later Looked at my kingdom I was finally there To sit on my throne as the prince of Bel-Air.

Dogs don't do anything for me anymore.

I love them with all my heart.

But I have been entirely indoctrinated and subsumed by the eternal cult of the cat.

"cattos > doges" - Matthew 12:14 - Revelations.

"And Rah said, "I am okay with this, u butt" - Mishlei 13:11 - Proverbs