I support this.

Confession: I got really excited about an international package today because I thought it was a gift for me. It was something I bought for my dad that I forgot about.

Still kind of a win. Right?

Same here. Bigtime. The pressure, the expectations, the stress, the mutilation of my finances, everything.

I've been using foot cream on my nose.

My skin is cracked and raw from all the tissues and it's the only thing that helps.

And use a Neti Pot, they really do help.
www.webmd.com/allergies/neti-pots#1

This xmas, on my way home from the store an asian (japanese I think) tourist walked up to me. He clearly needed to go to the bathroom. He was moving oddly, and seemed to be in a rush. He asked me, in broken english, if i knew of any restaurants and the like that was open. Given that it was in the middle of the holidays, I kind of had my doubts about that. Anyway. I pointed westward. Told him to follow that street for 15 minutes, and he would find a restaurant. He could use the bathroom there. He ran/limped/skipped along and I kind of doubted he would make it for 15 minutes.

The thing, though, is that if you follow that street for 15 minutes you reach the edge of the island this city is built on. There are some private homes and the like down that way, but nothing else. There certainly aren't any bathrooms the public can use.

Childish, I know. But when I got home I had to lay down on the couch. Was laughing too hard. I am guessing he had to make some desperate, spur of the moment, kind of plan B somewhere.

I am eating a whole cinnamon bites dessert from Little Ceasers, worth a solid 1280 calories.

So good tho.

Is it just me or does Rick Astley/Rickrollin' make you incredibly nostalgic?

I guess this'll be my generation's "back in my day" crap.

This was such a good meme.

My favorite Avenger, Loki.

After boasting about my new morning-robe last year, someone said I didn't have the balls to walk to the grocery store in it. This means I am going to do it. And I am bringing my neighbor with me. She is a professional photographer. She will document the whole thing so I can show off my bravery for all to see.