Ok this is my semi 1st attempt atmy novel. Im ox Xblive so no spell check or nuffin.
its a open story feelfree to sugest whatever.

 
In a Bar named the Ogre's arse sat a Wizard  a verry drunk wizard who was verry skinny and somewhat naked. 
"So you know the story then?
thw stuff the Clerics tell you about tce Two Celestials both humpin in the sky and poppin out the Gods as sproggs.
what they dont tell you is how We.. well us you know the Spunkgolems came about.
you see Aluvera the Twinsister to Tempian the God of light became jelous and killed Infinity the mother of the Gods so Eternity Banished her to Feric the underworld thats why shes the God a'h the Dammed.
well the last Sprog born was Dead..wellwas Death yasee. And the Gods couldnt make Gods. Soyhey got this pot yasee and the gods all 19 of em added stuff.
D'e sala she peed init that was the sea. Probbably why it smells
Cormoan gave his bones that made the earth.
but tempian gave life. He made life appear. Now Aluvera saw this she gave her hair to make Darkness. So she snuck in and droppes a big one right in the pot coruptin' it..."  he slurred telling the Creatio myth to the barkeep. The Wizade lifted his yead revealing a young face in need of a shave and a body made of dirty work.
" Not how i heard it" the barman rseponded half hartedly tidying a bar that made dives look respectible. Well sawdust didnt sweep its self. Thats why it was a permenent feature and had been for 150 years.
"Well its the Menzo' version. Traslations n whatnot."

In a room above the bar there was a cleaning going on. A teanage girl pulled on a dress wiping her crotch whith its insdes to dry herself off. as a  boy of a similar age hoisted his trews trying to calm his still full erection.
on the bed lay a woman of 18 hrt red hait brutaly hacked into a mess. Her body a lean muscular net of roapy muscle and self abuse.
"yeah you two aint Brother n' sister. Suuure. Look next time im in town. get a 3rd in here and i'll add 3 Gold ok?"