Ok there you are eating a Bran and prune muffin drinkkng Prune juce reading your Exchange & Mart and smoking your pipe in your Studdy while waring your Bunnyslippers..ooooh we know you have em those Stompeez type ones.
anyway you suddemly get whisked to a magical god type thing who says youre the Keanu Reves of this world and you have to gather 7 characters from all of fiction. The only catch is only 1 per universe. So no Batman and Superman.