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Post by Cknarf on Aug 28, 2015 10:02:34 GMT -6
Ha. Ha haaaaa.
I was 16 or had just turned 17. I'd hardly call it sex though. Nervous as shit. Tried to cram a semi into a hole, just to like, get it out of the way to say I wan't a virgin anymore. Terrible, terrible reasoning. Failed. Nutted immediately. I don't really count that one.
Later that year, I met this other girl. Well, we kinda sorta knew each other from classes, and we played soccer together. She was a beast goalkeeper, and broke some chick's leg once. Total nympho and that was awesome for the time. It had been months since I prematurely ejaculated on that other girl, so I figured why not try it on this one? Totally did that. But she was all cool about it, you know? She was like "It's alright. Let's try it again in a little bit."
And so we did. Again and again and again. She basically taught me how to sex, and I am forever thankful for that. We broke up over something stupid, I sided with a friend (who I thought I could trust, but was actually a giant manipulative douche spreading misinformation) instead of her. Apparently, she took it much harder than I did, because I was the first dude that treated her alright. Makes me sad knowing that she was feeling like I was afterwards. I might have doinked her like one last time (while talking to my future wife lol) before getting with my current lady of five years. Who was also on the girl's soccer team... She was confused as to why her goalie wanted to beat her up all of the sudden lmao.
Anyways, I doink my wife on a semi-regular basis. Sometimes, I'm really into a game, and I don't feel like clumsily flopping around on top of her, or she's tired from dealing with my son all day, so nothing happens. Talked to her about it last week, like "Yo, why don't we bang more?"So it's been a daily occurrence since then.
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..........im really getting boring with age arent i?
