Software Engineer for some security visualization place. I love my job cause it is the only thing I am good at and pays more than enough.

Dream job would be either working at Microsoft or Google because the engineers there are top class as they come. Another one would be doing high level software contracts.

I'm still working at it though, that Google or Microsoft dream jon

Accountant in a city firm.

Look into my eyes, I'm quite dead inside.

There's good ol' Squilly the Bid

Well, at the moment my job is to learn the wonderful German language. 

I used to work as a translator but I don't want to continue in that field any longer. If I could have my way, then I'd probably want to become a teacher. 

Anyway, I suppose I should share my story as well.

Just like OWA and JW, I got accepted into the Navy Seals at the age of 12. I got promoted to Commander a couple years later. However, I lost my left arm in Afghanistan when I was 15 years old and got sent back home to Alaska, where I started studying Thermonuclear Quantum Physics and Gender Studies. Recently I wrote a study on Sexism in Thermonuclear Journalism that got the Nobel Prize award. I used the money to get myself a new cybernetic arm which I now use to perform complex heart surgery operations as a doctor. But right now I'm having a wonderful vacation in Hawaii with my husband and 8 kids.

Cassandra Saturn pls go

Sounds about as believable as the backstories of those other two, now all that's left is getting involved in a bunch of forum drama with them~

No, that's classified as the good life.

I'm self employed and sell/distribute work wear to very big companies. Though its not as profitable as it sounds, the workwear market is a constant battlefield of death and despair and the people I have to deal with have single digit IQ's. 

Boring, I know, but I just do it for the money so I can do stuff that really interest me.