That’s pretty retarded. It’s funny to see how dictators can play him like a fiddle.

He wants to ball his own daughter.

You see what I mean? It’s not so much that he’s dumb, but that he thinks he is that smartest person in the room, that everything he says is great. How else would a fat, orange septuagenarian feel completely uninhibited—in front of cameras, no less—about talking about his daughter as if he is talking to his buddies at the bar about the one hot chick in the gym, whose workout he frequently interrupts.

It’s like Trump sees her more as some random attractive woman rather than as his own daughter. Then again, that may factor into why he lists after her: she shares half of his DNA with him. We know how much of a narcissist he is. Trump’s perfect soulmate does not come in the form of a skinny woman with fake tits (talking about the women he dates in general), but from a perfect clone of himself. There’s also the fact that unlike his two sons, Douchebag von Fuckface and Thurston Shitbag III, she’s actually smart (not smart enough to get the fuck out, it seems).

It’s also interesting that while Trump cares more about world leaders liking him rather than serving the interests of American citizens, he looks for validation from despots and autocrats. You won’t see him suck up to any Western European leaders like he does to Kim.