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ObserverStatus Banned for Spam Pathlessness, everywhere you look. Where is this all supposed to lead? I have made 3,181 posts Right now I'm Offline I joined August 2015 I've received 3,229 likes My gender is Male BSN Posts 18994	Barbie's Canonical Profession Jun 24, 2017 21:24:52 GMT -6 That Goat likes this Post by ObserverStatus on Jun 24, 2017 21:24:52 GMT -6 You know how Barbie has all those weird jobs, like, she's an astronaut, a paleontologist, a sea park trainer, and a civil engineer all at once? What if her secret canonical profession is Autocrat Barbie, and she's just pretending to be doing all that other crap because she's posturing for her subjects in publicity stunts?
Indeed, cannibalism of the dead is a cherished custom in Scotland. When a Scottish boy's coming of age is celebrated (a ceremony known as the Scot Mitzvah) he is forced to consume his own great-grandfather, bones and all, in just 24 hours, or else the local Shaman will hit him on the head with a magical stick that stops him from ever becoming an adult. Reply Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top

Puzzlewell Banned for Spam Wolf Prince Sparkling Justice I have made 1,140 posts Right now I'm Offline I joined August 2015 I've received 1,885 likes My gender is Female BSN Posts 1753	Barbie's Canonical Profession Jun 24, 2017 21:37:51 GMT -6 via mobile Ness, leighzard, and 1 more like this Post by Puzzlewell on Jun 24, 2017 21:37:51 GMT -6 I figured this was going to be a Fire Demon thread. Bobo...
And it's my whole heart While tried and tested, it's mine And it's my whole heart Trying to reach it out And it's my whole heart Burned but not buried this time Reply Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top

ObserverStatus Banned for Spam Pathlessness, everywhere you look. Where is this all supposed to lead? I have made 3,181 posts Right now I'm Offline I joined August 2015 I've received 3,229 likes My gender is Male BSN Posts 18994	Barbie's Canonical Profession Jun 24, 2017 22:20:58 GMT -6 Ness, Puzzlewell, and 1 more like this Post by ObserverStatus on Jun 24, 2017 22:20:58 GMT -6 Jun 24, 2017 21:37:51 GMT -6 Puzzlewell said: I figured this was going to be a Fire Demon thread. Bobo... I can't let them have all the fun.
Indeed, cannibalism of the dead is a cherished custom in Scotland. When a Scottish boy's coming of age is celebrated (a ceremony known as the Scot Mitzvah) he is forced to consume his own great-grandfather, bones and all, in just 24 hours, or else the local Shaman will hit him on the head with a magical stick that stops him from ever becoming an adult. Reply Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top

Deleted I have made 0 posts Right now I'm Offline I joined January 1970	Barbie's Canonical Profession Jun 24, 2017 23:39:42 GMT -6 Ness, leighzard, and 2 more like this Post by Deleted on Jun 24, 2017 23:39:42 GMT -6 His thread title would be more like Whoa President Barbie is HOT
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leighzard Banned for Spam drinking wine and judging people I have made 1,368 posts Right now I'm Offline I joined August 2015 I've received 2,223 likes	Barbie's Canonical Profession Jun 25, 2017 8:09:29 GMT -6 That Goat likes this Post by leighzard on Jun 25, 2017 8:09:29 GMT -6 Barbie is not sorry.
That's what I do. I drink and I know things. Shameless self promotion Reply Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top

Rawgrim Banned for Spam "There are several creatures approaching from the south-east" I have made 4,536 posts Right now I'm Offline I joined August 2015 I've received 2,577 likes My gender is Male	Barbie's Canonical Profession Jun 25, 2017 9:21:27 GMT -6 Post by Rawgrim on Jun 25, 2017 9:21:27 GMT -6 Fire Demon would toss another shrimp on the Barbie, I guess. (meant as a pun, not as a joke to bash Aussies)
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Melian Knowledgeable I have made 407 posts Right now I'm Offline I joined December 2015 I've received 144 likes	Barbie's Canonical Profession Jun 25, 2017 23:23:04 GMT -6 Post by Melian on Jun 25, 2017 23:23:04 GMT -6 The only one that really makes sense to me is hair person of some kind, based on her lore and art style over the years.
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