There will never be another great Metroid
There will never be another great Fallout
The United States will balkanize within ten years
I'll never get around to backing up my files before my hard drive breaks down
I'm going to lose one body part or another to our post-antibiotic future
Climate change is going to cause severe coffee shortages and I'm going to have headaches forever
Soon internet providers will be allowed to bundle their higher data caps to cable subscriptions and I'll have to pay like 200 dollars a month for channels I don't watch to get enough data to even watch YouTube
Some day I'll own a PC with windows 10 installed, and it'll make me exit like 5.14*10^8 popups before I can check my email
I'll try to convince myself not to buy Mass Effect Andromeda, because BioWare has screwed me over too many times already and has shown no signs that it wants to change, and I like to think that I respect myself too much to keep giving them my money, but I'll buy it anyway when my curiosity overpowers my impulse control, and it will be a vacuous experience like those filler planets from Mass Effect 1, but with better graphics, and for the whole game.
Any animal capable of growing larger than a cow will go extinct within my lifetime.
The Windows Store will ruin PC gaming beyond repair and I'll have to reduce myself to buying a PlayStation.
Within 15 years, every job I will be qualified to hold will have been eliminated by robots, and I'll have to get a cell phone app that pays me for gigs in which I literally kiss asses.
All the other stuff on this list is going to give me liver cancer
President Trump will refuse to leave his bedroom for no less than 2 months when Putin inevitably betrays him.
There will never be another great BioWare RPG