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ObserverStatus Banned for Spam Pathlessness, everywhere you look. Where is this all supposed to lead? I have made 3,181 posts Right now I'm Offline I joined August 2015 I've received 3,229 likes My gender is Male BSN Posts 18994	Tantalizing Mummy Juice Found in Ancient Sarcophagus Jul 23, 2018 18:29:54 GMT -6 Ravensword and Reznore like this Post by ObserverStatus on Jul 23, 2018 18:29:54 GMT -6 Okay, so the short version is, they found a red liquid in a 2000 year sarcophagus in Alexandria, and I want to absorb its powers. Please sign this petition. www.change.org/p/let-people-drink-the-red-liquid-from-the-dark-sarcophagus
Indeed, cannibalism of the dead is a cherished custom in Scotland. When a Scottish boy's coming of age is celebrated (a ceremony known as the Scot Mitzvah) he is forced to consume his own great-grandfather, bones and all, in just 24 hours, or else the local Shaman will hit him on the head with a magical stick that stops him from ever becoming an adult. Edited by ObserverStatus [Jul 23, 2018 20:22:35 GMT -6] Reply Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top

The King of Dust Banned for Spam I have made 1,442 posts Right now I'm Offline I joined August 2015 I've received 1,738 likes	Tantalizing Mummy Juice Found in Ancient Sarcophagus Jul 24, 2018 15:31:59 GMT -6 ObserverStatus likes this Post by The King of Dust on Jul 24, 2018 15:31:59 GMT -6 This ends with a pirate and a mummy sitting next to each other watching a skyscraper go up in flames from afar, doesn't it?
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Ravensword Banned for Spam I have made 1,974 posts Right now I'm Offline I joined August 2015 I've received 1,211 likes My gender is Male	Tantalizing Mummy Juice Found in Ancient Sarcophagus Jul 24, 2018 18:27:37 GMT -6 via mobile Post by Ravensword on Jul 24, 2018 18:27:37 GMT -6 I signed the petition. Then I learned that the mummy juice is sewage water that seeped in from an apartment complex.
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ObserverStatus Banned for Spam Pathlessness, everywhere you look. Where is this all supposed to lead? I have made 3,181 posts Right now I'm Offline I joined August 2015 I've received 3,229 likes My gender is Male BSN Posts 18994	Tantalizing Mummy Juice Found in Ancient Sarcophagus Jul 25, 2018 8:42:58 GMT -6 Ravensword and darthlopez like this Post by ObserverStatus on Jul 25, 2018 8:42:58 GMT -6 Jul 24, 2018 18:27:37 GMT -6 Ravensword said: I signed the petition. Then I learned that the mummy juice is sewage water that seeped in from an apartment complex. This is fake news, forget you heard it.
Indeed, cannibalism of the dead is a cherished custom in Scotland. When a Scottish boy's coming of age is celebrated (a ceremony known as the Scot Mitzvah) he is forced to consume his own great-grandfather, bones and all, in just 24 hours, or else the local Shaman will hit him on the head with a magical stick that stops him from ever becoming an adult. Reply Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top

Ravensword Banned for Spam I have made 1,974 posts Right now I'm Offline I joined August 2015 I've received 1,211 likes My gender is Male	Tantalizing Mummy Juice Found in Ancient Sarcophagus Jul 25, 2018 11:23:32 GMT -6 via mobile darthlopez likes this Post by Ravensword on Jul 25, 2018 11:23:32 GMT -6 Jul 25, 2018 8:42:58 GMT -6 ObserverStatus said: Jul 24, 2018 18:27:37 GMT -6 Ravensword said: I signed the petition. Then I learned that the mummy juice is sewage water that seeped in from an apartment complex. This is fake news, forget you heard it. You know what? There has been a lot of that of late. It’s probably safe for human consumption in order to begin the ascent to transcendence.
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Fire Demon Banned for Spam More chocolate please! I have made 2,563 posts Right now I'm Offline I joined August 2015 I've received 566 likes My gender is Male	Tantalizing Mummy Juice Found in Ancient Sarcophagus Aug 1, 2018 20:05:48 GMT -6 Ravensword likes this Post by Fire Demon on Aug 1, 2018 20:05:48 GMT -6 Good lord I thought this was an actual mummy that was to quote Evie "still juicy" and Brendan Fraser isn't around to save us.
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