According to that site lets see what else is new?

A boy was found feral in Canada being raised by beavers? Yeah, that happens from time to time here
Discovery of a 2 headed dino? Mmm fascinating stuff

To be fair it is the state that passed Poe's Law which made animal fucking legal.

sat·ire
ˈsaˌtī(ə)r/
noun
the use of humor, irony, exaggeration, or ridicule to expose and criticize people's stupidity or vices, particularly in the context of contemporary politics and other topical issues.
synonyms: mockery, ridicule, derision, scorn, caricature; More
a play, novel, film, or other work that uses satire.
plural noun: satires
"a stinging satire on American politics"
synonyms: parody, burlesque, caricature, lampoon, skit;

It's a forgivable offense. Florida is a pretty strange place.

Germany.

There is now a twitter account @floridaman reporting all the lulzy headlines that Floridians make.

Instant classic.


twitter.com/_floridaman?lang=en

No, just Theia

Florida is its own country. The place terrifies me and all those people are really fucked in the head.



The gators are cool though. Well, except for the one that took a 2 year old toddler in front of his dad. Not cool gator.