Dodge is a dump stat though. Ben Carson is a fucking noob who should git gud.

Friend of Padmé: So Padmé. What exactly do you see in young Anakin?


Padmé: He has command of the force, and umm. He likes frolicking in the grass.


Friend of Padmé: That's it? Surely you have shared interests.


Padmé: He is a force user. A force user. Who cares about shared interests when you're dating someone who can wield the force.

Friend of Padmé: Surely there is more to your relationship than "look at me, I can move objects with my mind." Is it the intense way he stares at you?


Padmé: No. That's creepy. What I find really attractive about him is, the fact that he's forbidden. Think about it. The Jedi are not allowed to be in relationships. That fact alone makes him so sexy. Just imagine how risky it is to date a Jedi, knowing that he could be thrown out of the order and I could lose my job.


Friend of Padmé: Wow. I bet you two must have some exciting romantic banter.

Padmé: Umm. I suppose so...

Spoiler alert: it's hot...........in Topeka.