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Post by FraQ on Jan 24, 2016 15:09:04 GMT -6
Vagina dentata. Yeah, that's the one. Whatever happened to him? I have no idea. I remember he kept posting those shirtless selfies and talking about how evil I was for trolling him, he even started calling me "fattie" because he got so upset haha and then he suddenly disappeared I think. According to legend, Krogan and Bunz met one day in a truck stop bathroom to determine who was the better shirtless selfie taker once and for all. Somewhere around day three of this EPIC battle, they realized that their bathroom selfie skills were of a match. Neither of them could best the other and they were both hungry and tired. So they went to iHop to refuel and accidentally touched hands over a tray of packaged jellies. They instantly fell in love and vowed to create the greatest shirtless selfie taking dynasty in history. Currently Krogan is a stay at home dad, raising a litter of masculine children with flawless biceps and rock hard abs. Meanwhile Bunz is working two jobs and occasionally seeking marital advice on Internet forums under the alias autumnrose. But who can say if these legends are true? There's no way to be sure.
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