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Post by Fidite Nemini on Jul 30, 2016 12:24:17 GMT -6
Masked dude, untrustworthy as his name implies, doesn't care about facts and gets the uninformed masses rolling anyway by promising that each noble house is full of delicious candy ripe for looting, masses overrun nobles, trample royalty in the process, bans everyone who doesn't give out free candy. Prince, notes that nobles and royals are different groups, nobles get trampled but royalty is spared, masked dude is lashed and whipped for attempting to confuse the populace, then forced to step on a pile of legos before falling down a flight of steps into a pit of chemical acids that alter his appearance to that of The Joker, opening up a rare opportunity to play the role in film with an accurate appearance, movie bombs at the box office, masked dude forever left to live knowing the world perceives him to be a monumental failure, goes to live with monks in a quiet mountain side since they are the only ones who won't judge him, never to be heard from again Masked dude, points out the fact he's masked, doesn't care about physical mutilation, rejects role of The Joker and rather remakes 'The Mask' thanks to the various superpowers he developed from being thrown into the pit of chemical assets, movie sells trillions, masked dude becomes by far the richest dude on earth and coupled with legions of loyal fans and mentioned various superpowers topples the old world order, offers free baths in chemical acid pits for people who want to get superpowers, people die, earth depopulates by a couple billion idiots who thought jumping into acidal pits were a good idea, ushers in a new golden age of advancement as people who weren't stupid now have a proportionally higher say in democratic processes, renowned as founder of new humanity. |
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