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Post by Fast Jimmy on Sept 10, 2015 10:02:58 GMT -6
A doctor has a full, busy scheudle of patients one day.
The first patient he sees is a young coed. As he begins the examination, he has her disrobe and is puzzled by a giant, red "46" on her chest. When he asks about it, the girl says "oh, that's embarrassing - my boyfriend likes to wear his letter jacket and we were having sex missionary style and it must have imprinted on my skin. His jersey number is 46." Giving her a clean bill of health otherwise, he sends her on her way.
The next patient comes in and is also a young woman. Upon taking off her clothes, the doctor see a red 65 on her back. "Oh, that's from my boyfriend, when we have sex from behind, he likes to wear his letter jacket. His number is 65." Checking her out and finding her healthy, the girl leaves.
When his next patient comes in, they have a red "13" on their stomach. The doctor says "Let me guess - you're boyfriend is number 13?" The girl stops and thinks and says "...no. My girlfriend is number 31 though?"
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