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abraham Banned for Spam Hold The Door! I have made 1,141 posts Right now I'm Offline I joined August 2015 I've received 646 likes My gender is Male	Cringe Thread REDUX Aug 19, 2016 12:51:43 GMT -6 Post by abraham on Aug 19, 2016 12:51:43 GMT -6 Feb 12, 2016 5:09:18 GMT -6 Ravensword said: As anyone who has seen the images of people who wearing fedoras in this day and age, they look terrible. SPOILER: Click to show It seems that if you want to be able to pull of a fedora, you have to at least be wearing a collared shirt w/ a tie and a jacket. This article seems to confirm this. SPOILER: Click to show Men wearing hats huh? Hey Heisenberg. I don't want your meth. Nasty stuff that shortens and ruins your life as well turning you into an addict. However that hat. Damn. Can I purchase that instead of your blue rocks of doom?
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ObserverStatus Banned for Spam Pathlessness, everywhere you look. Where is this all supposed to lead? I have made 3,181 posts Right now I'm Offline I joined August 2015 I've received 3,229 likes My gender is Male BSN Posts 18994	Cringe Thread REDUX Sept 25, 2016 19:41:12 GMT -6 Post by ObserverStatus on Sept 25, 2016 19:41:12 GMT -6
Indeed, cannibalism of the dead is a cherished custom in Scotland. When a Scottish boy's coming of age is celebrated (a ceremony known as the Scot Mitzvah) he is forced to consume his own great-grandfather, bones and all, in just 24 hours, or else the local Shaman will hit him on the head with a magical stick that stops him from ever becoming an adult. Reply Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top

Gravisanimi Snake Admin Peel off the breading and fry it again. I have made 2,263 posts Right now I'm Offline I joined August 2015 I've received 1,409 likes My gender is Female	Cringe Thread REDUX Sept 25, 2016 20:33:47 GMT -6 Post by Gravisanimi on Sept 25, 2016 20:33:47 GMT -6 I will put aside the fact that I have tipped the artists I've commissioned and just get disgusted at dumbasses like that.
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ObserverStatus Banned for Spam Pathlessness, everywhere you look. Where is this all supposed to lead? I have made 3,181 posts Right now I'm Offline I joined August 2015 I've received 3,229 likes My gender is Male BSN Posts 18994	Cringe Thread REDUX Dec 10, 2016 21:24:13 GMT -6 That Goat likes this Post by ObserverStatus on Dec 10, 2016 21:24:13 GMT -6 KevinGarcia.com: A friend and I who love gaming get invited by this guy we know to a Star Wars gaming session. Both of us were game - we like tabletop stuff, we like Star Wars, why not? So first, the gamemaster sets the rules and setting: this is just a few months or so post-Jedi and Luke is setting up the new Jedi Academy, so neither of us are allowed to have Jedi player characters. My first thought was, “well, where’s the fun without a lightsaber?” But heck with it, why not? My friend was a mercenary and I think I was a trader (I tend to pick non-combatant roles for new PCs). Then the gamemaster dropped the first bombshell. As we were finishing our characters he said, “My character is a Jedi. He survived the purge and Luke sees him as a mentor.” We both paused. “You mean the NPC?” I asked, cautiously. No, we were corrected, this was his player character who would go with us on our adventure. The same adventure he was already god of. Okay, first red flag, but whatever. I previously had turned one of my first PCs into an NPC in a Vampire game I was storytelling. My friend ribbed me for it, but rankled less after his PC was allowed to beat the crap out of my NPC. I figured, let’s give this guy the benefit of the doubt. As the game began, we soon got whisked off to the royal hall where we had a meeting with Queen Leia. She and Han were apparently on the outs, so she was currently single. This is only relevant because the gamemaster’s PC and Leia proceed to have a 15-20 minute conversation about how Leia was always secretly in love with him, but how he couldn’t commit to her because he was dedicated to the Jedi ways. ... uh... We tried to interrupt this marathon of uncomfortable awkwardness as the gamemaster had a romantic conversation with himself, but each time we were shushed aside so the “dialogue” could continue. After that, my friend and I continued to participate out of politeness until we could find a courteous exit. I think we finally found an excuse to escape sometime after Han told the gamemaster’s PC that he’d “always looked up to” him. ... shudder.
Indeed, cannibalism of the dead is a cherished custom in Scotland. When a Scottish boy's coming of age is celebrated (a ceremony known as the Scot Mitzvah) he is forced to consume his own great-grandfather, bones and all, in just 24 hours, or else the local Shaman will hit him on the head with a magical stick that stops him from ever becoming an adult. Edited by ObserverStatus [Dec 10, 2016 21:24:35 GMT -6] Reply Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top

Deleted I have made 0 posts Right now I'm Offline I joined January 1970	Cringe Thread REDUX Dec 10, 2016 21:36:46 GMT -6 Post by Deleted on Dec 10, 2016 21:36:46 GMT -6 Well... Gross.
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InquisitorRecon Pillar of the Community Pony Exterminator Success is commemorated; Failure merely remembered. I have made 880 posts Right now I'm Offline I joined August 2015 I've received 515 likes My gender is Male BSN Posts too many	Cringe Thread REDUX Dec 10, 2016 21:52:31 GMT -6 Post by InquisitorRecon on Dec 10, 2016 21:52:31 GMT -6 That's a pretty bad GM right there.
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That Goat Magma Admin Princess Amazon Justisia I have made 3,590 posts Right now I'm Offline I joined August 2015 I've received 3,751 likes	Cringe Thread REDUX Dec 10, 2016 21:56:50 GMT -6 ObserverStatus likes this Post by That Goat on Dec 10, 2016 21:56:50 GMT -6 Yes but a good dungeon master. For a torture dungeon.
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InquisitorRecon Pillar of the Community Pony Exterminator Success is commemorated; Failure merely remembered. I have made 880 posts Right now I'm Offline I joined August 2015 I've received 515 likes My gender is Male BSN Posts too many	Cringe Thread REDUX Dec 10, 2016 21:58:50 GMT -6 Post by InquisitorRecon on Dec 10, 2016 21:58:50 GMT -6 Torture dungeon? That's not how you are supposed to handle PCs. You're supposed to keep killing them until you break their spirit.
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Deleted I have made 0 posts Right now I'm Offline I joined January 1970	Cringe Thread REDUX Dec 10, 2016 22:33:16 GMT -6 ObserverStatus and That Goat like this Post by Deleted on Dec 10, 2016 22:33:16 GMT -6 I imagine Goat's torture dungeon would be a 7 hour lecture on Kamen Rider/Pokemon/Any topic that the party has no knowledge and/or interest in whatsoever.
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That Goat Magma Admin Princess Amazon Justisia I have made 3,590 posts Right now I'm Offline I joined August 2015 I've received 3,751 likes	Cringe Thread REDUX Dec 10, 2016 22:43:26 GMT -6 ObserverStatus likes this Post by That Goat on Dec 10, 2016 22:43:26 GMT -6 That but more sexy.
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ObserverStatus Banned for Spam Pathlessness, everywhere you look. Where is this all supposed to lead? I have made 3,181 posts Right now I'm Offline I joined August 2015 I've received 3,229 likes My gender is Male BSN Posts 18994	Cringe Thread REDUX Dec 11, 2016 4:50:46 GMT -6 That Goat likes this Post by ObserverStatus on Dec 11, 2016 4:50:46 GMT -6 Dec 10, 2016 21:58:50 GMT -6 InquisitorRecon said: Torture dungeon? That's not how you are supposed to handle PCs. You're supposed to keep killing them until you break their spirit. Nah, this is funnier.
Indeed, cannibalism of the dead is a cherished custom in Scotland. When a Scottish boy's coming of age is celebrated (a ceremony known as the Scot Mitzvah) he is forced to consume his own great-grandfather, bones and all, in just 24 hours, or else the local Shaman will hit him on the head with a magical stick that stops him from ever becoming an adult. Reply Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top

Deleted I have made 0 posts Right now I'm Offline I joined January 1970	Cringe Thread REDUX Dec 11, 2016 6:50:22 GMT -6 Post by Deleted on Dec 11, 2016 6:50:22 GMT -6 Dec 11, 2016 4:50:46 GMT -6 ObserverStatus said: Dec 10, 2016 21:58:50 GMT -6 InquisitorRecon said: Torture dungeon? That's not how you are supposed to handle PCs. You're supposed to keep killing them until you break their spirit. Nah, this is funnier. Imagine having to sit through 'DON'T DO IT, I'M A ~~VIRGIN~~ JEDI'.
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Ravensword Banned for Spam I have made 1,974 posts Right now I'm Offline I joined August 2015 I've received 1,211 likes My gender is Male	Cringe Thread REDUX Dec 30, 2016 16:37:21 GMT -6 via mobile Post by Ravensword on Dec 30, 2016 16:37:21 GMT -6 Dec 10, 2016 21:24:13 GMT -6 ObserverStatus said: KevinGarcia.com: A friend and I who love gaming get invited by this guy we know to a Star Wars gaming session. Both of us were game - we like tabletop stuff, we like Star Wars, why not? So first, the gamemaster sets the rules and setting: this is just a few months or so post-Jedi and Luke is setting up the new Jedi Academy, so neither of us are allowed to have Jedi player characters. My first thought was, “well, where’s the fun without a lightsaber?” But heck with it, why not? My friend was a mercenary and I think I was a trader (I tend to pick non-combatant roles for new PCs). Then the gamemaster dropped the first bombshell. As we were finishing our characters he said, “My character is a Jedi. He survived the purge and Luke sees him as a mentor.” We both paused. “You mean the NPC?” I asked, cautiously. No, we were corrected, this was his player character who would go with us on our adventure. The same adventure he was already god of. Okay, first red flag, but whatever. I previously had turned one of my first PCs into an NPC in a Vampire game I was storytelling. My friend ribbed me for it, but rankled less after his PC was allowed to beat the crap out of my NPC. I figured, let’s give this guy the benefit of the doubt. As the game began, we soon got whisked off to the royal hall where we had a meeting with Queen Leia. She and Han were apparently on the outs, so she was currently single. This is only relevant because the gamemaster’s PC and Leia proceed to have a 15-20 minute conversation about how Leia was always secretly in love with him, but how he couldn’t commit to her because he was dedicated to the Jedi ways. ... uh... We tried to interrupt this marathon of uncomfortable awkwardness as the gamemaster had a romantic conversation with himself, but each time we were shushed aside so the “dialogue” could continue. After that, my friend and I continued to participate out of politeness until we could find a courteous exit. I think we finally found an excuse to escape sometime after Han told the gamemaster’s PC that he’d “always looked up to” him. ... shudder. The GM's PC was a Mary Sue.
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