Do we really need one of these threads?

Don't worry Recon, you can share your clopping stories in this thread.

A long, long time ago.

Answers both questions.

I dont really mind. I'm trying to regain my virginity so that I can become a wizard at 30.

Lol 2 vine videos my G?

I wasn't nervous one bit during my first time, I went into straight caveman mode; within two minutes of entering the bedroom, i had sat down in a chair, unzipped, pointed down and said "you know what you gotta do" and it went down(or rather up?).

Bro I couldn't even drop loads the first time. I was way too nervous.

In fact, it took me a while before I became comfortable enough with her to give her a pearl necklace.

Yeah, I was a total chump back then.

I've yet to discover the inner Workings of a 100% Bonafide Authentic Vagina.

Drat.

1st time was 1995, in my bedroom (parent's house)

Her name was Tiffany, my GF through 3 out of 4 years of high school. We came very close to intercourse in my best friend's basement, (she had a huge bed down there for some reason) but eventually I wore Tiff down. She came to my bed and it was so incredible despite being somewhat painful for her.

The odd thing is; I have been trying (half-heartedly) to find her via FB & the internet in general for a year or so. No luck. She must be dead.

Last sex I had was passionate but kinda awkward with a woman much younger than I swore to myself I'd consider having a physical relationship with. So there's that...

17 when I was a college freshman. I was actually too drunk to remember.

Last time though? It's been a couple weeks.