Well, that’s just great. You have the ease and simplicity of buying a 12-pack of VB, but when you need to access, say Medicare after having been attacked by a drop bear whilst drunk on VB, you’re shit outta luck—not that your ID would be useful in identifying you after getting mauled by a drop bear, for fack’s sake, mate!

Is that a database containing everyone’s health records and made available to anyone with an internet connection?

They’re carrying people’s personal health info; they should air gap their goddamn servers.

The idea of cybersecurity in Australia is setting loose a truckload of venomous snakes in the server room.

Oh, man. It’s good to see how useless elected politicians are in other countries. Getting paid a lot of money just to work for only half as hard and half as long as everyone else. Legislatures seem to be glorified jobs programs for slackers.

Had something to do with that Dutton fellow?

Plus our old pal Abbott playing the Game of Tones.

Dude legit thinks he can be PM again, and with the chaos in the Liberals these days, who knows.