Comrade Corbyn wins some seats and you re-materialize, coincidence?

Who is the bucket-head guy and can he become Prime Minister?
Where did you guys dredge up Dr. Breen from? Was he cryogenically frozen by East Germany circa 1989 in an attempt to take over the UK in the future? This guy thinks Hugo Chavez is a role model apparently?
Did the Irish just save the day for your conservative party somehow?
Did May just destroy her political career?
When does the Queen reassert her control and crush a Scottish rebellion?
Will Mel Gibson star in the doomed Scottish rebellion?
Does Nigel Farage return to fix the UKIP now?
What are the rules for parliamentary deathmatch?

The presence of Lord Buckethead and Elmo reminded me of that one episode of Black Mirror

The best thing they can do is seriously just fuck up everything and anything they can so in the next few years these conservative wank buckets will-

Nahhh

Cons could burn the flag, eat the Queen's dogs, shit through a wheel of poppies and these assholes will just eat the next line of alliterative rhetoric and vote Tories.

Five years from now, UK sits at home feeding the baby.
UK's all alone.
UK turns on TV and guess who UK sees?
European Union rockin' up MTV.




This post makes about as much sense as the one above it does.

Pervert. My mind was clear of all such thoughts until I encountered the internet.

Suuuuuuuuuuuure



I don't even think it was Avril Lavigne now that I think about it.

So yes.

Whyyyyyyyyyyyyy?!

There's a joke there somewhere.