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Post by Jorji Costava on Sept 25, 2015 13:35:54 GMT -6
A couple of bathroom-related ones:
1. My family and I had just come from a trip out of the country. The trip requires three flights, the middle one of which was over 14 hours long. We had just completed that second leg of that trip and were waiting at Chicago O'Hare for the last flight to get home, but we'd missed the flight because it took us a while to get through Customs. Because I can't sleep on planes, I hadn't slept in over 24 hours at this point. Feeling tired and needing to go to the bathroom, I got up from my seat at the gate and just walked into the first bathroom I could find. I was searching for the urinals when a woman looked up at me and said, "What the hell are you doing in here?!" Got the hell out as fast as I could.
2. I was sitting in my class in third grade, and I really had the urge to pee. It was something stupid, but for some reason I just didn't want to ask to go to the bathroom. I don't really know what it was; maybe I was just afraid or embarrassed about asking the teacher to go to the bathroom (I was pretty socially awkward as a kid, and to some extent still am today). My remaining options were (1) hold it in as desperately as you can, and (2) just go right there in class. My impulse control not being very good as a third grader, I chose option (2). And I didn't just wet my pants a little; a goddamn river of piss flowed out from my pants and all over the floor around me. The ammoniated smell was pretty noticeable too. Pretty tough to try and live that one down, but the truth is that I probably should have gotten a lot more crap from my classmates over the course of my life for that incident than I did. Guess I got off easy.
Also, I just noticed that between this and my last post on the "animals" thread, a disturbingly large number of my posts have been pee-related. That's weird.
*Edited by Vroom Vroom*
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I'll watch something else tonight! Something better! EVERYTHING is better! !!
